give em the ol razzle dazzle
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
The kids face behind her is my reaction
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.
This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex